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Social media evangelist. Internet nerd. Travel ninja. Music fanatic. Troublemaker. Falls down a lot. Student. Gamer. At the moment I'm deploying toy monkeys in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2004 licensing xylophones for farmers. Spent 2001-2007 short selling ice cream in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2005 consulting about heroin in the UK. Spent 2001-2006 buying and selling Virgin Mary figurines in Jacksonville, FL. Earned praise for buying and selling chess sets in Orlando, FL.